Whether you're freshly single or just getting back into the game after a self-imposed hiatus, you'd never turn down some of the best dating advice and tips would you?

In sex, just like sports, it pays to play by the rules. In football, o„fficials moved the restraining line from the 30-yard line to the 35, with the intention of increasing touchbacks.

, like, “a guy told me he was looking for a girlfriend by next year so he’d have someone to split rent with.” Then there was the charmer who told his date about the time he “got wasted, peed and mopped it up with his clothes, and then wore them.” Um, yeah.

NEW: Multi-Dating.● Back in the day, there was only one type of steak on every menu: beef. Now you can see as many women as you can fit into your schedule. But read the small print: The same rules apply to women.

Now you can try venison steak, tuna steak, even tofu steak...

“Wear well-fitting shirts, and don’t be shy about using your jeans to show off whatever nature gave you.” OLD: Online dating.

NEW: Mobile dating.● Online dating made it easy to cast a wide dating net.

’” — Kristen, 27 The problem..the solution: Aside from the obvious inappropriate nature of the comment to a complete stranger, men should never mention their physical characteristics or their own body parts in an introductory message.

Women are easily scared away online, so you should avoid saying anything remotely controversial or predatory.

But with texting, you’ve got only her words to go on.” And even then she has more time to consider her response, giving her more control over the situation.

That’s why you have to take extra care with the timing and content of your texts.

By pointing out your hesitations, she’s bound to assume you’re an insecure person. If you feel so inclined to explain yourself, wait to do it when you’ve met in person — and be confident about your reasons for joining.