While creeping, I will remember that you have never posted a photo of me ever.

or even pick them off the side of the road for all I care. This is a $10 date and I will be a very happy girl all week.

Don’t ballroom dance with me in the mall or anything, just hold my hand.

There is no need to remind me every single time I misjudge the distance between my tire and the curb.

If there is a girl above my name in your Snapchat best friends, I’m going to wonder and/or ask you about her.

Most men will pay for first dates, but some won’t pay or expect the woman to pay for her share.

Here is some advice for a woman going on a first date: Ladies, after you have been on your first date or two with a man, the rules change a little.

I need a new phone background, so just put up with me for 12 seconds and smile. When I bring up something you did in a fight, I’m not trying to kick you below the belt.

If you notice shaved legs, thank the heavens for your good fortune.

Be the same person with me as you are with the guys.

You will never understand what it feels like for everything under your neck to be sore, itchy, throbbing and excessively bleeding for six days straight. Calm and patient responses are infinitely more helpful than you could ever imagine. Taking me to meet your friends means that this is real and that I mean something.

What are your thoughts on dating etiquette for women?