We really don't need to trace these bizarre statements back to real humans.And hey, it could save them some embarrassment too.

Single payments for regional advertising of profile (one-time appearance in scrolling banner for $1 – user picture, link, short text for mouseover; bidding war for stationary second banner cost of $1/minute).

Yes/No; While it is free to use, POF offers premium services as part of their upgraded membership, such as seeing the date and time a user viewed your profile and allowing you to see whether a user read and/or deleted your message.

In the wake of that success, ESPN, which has traditionally been the gatekeeper of live sports access, launched a web-only subscription service that allowed people to watch the Cricket World Cup online without a cable subscription.

Meanwhile, CBS, HBO, and—starting in July—Showtime have launched standalone streaming services that include access to their own sports programming.

On the other hand, if fans decide that a game watched on Yahoo isn't worth watching, its NFL deal could further delay the ever-anticipated death of the cable.

It was the late '90s and early 2000s, Internet was fairly new to us and I remember walking in the school corridor with a classmate who asked me about chat rooms. We intend to continue our focused efforts on the new Messenger, with a goal of delivering the best experience to our users.

Then there's the fact the Yahoo deal will force a healthy portion of people to watch the game on the small screen, which many sports fans would consider a fate worse than death.

There's always the option, of course, to stream the game to a larger screen, using an over-the-top device like Google Chromecast or Apple TV, but penetration of these devices is still extremely low compared to the number of televisions overall.

During the 2012 Olympics, viewers experienced frequent outages of NBC's live streams.

And during this year's NCAA Final Four basketball games, Sling TV, a live-streaming service backed by DISH Network, cracked under the pressure, causing some fans who had paid for the service to miss a crucial game between Duke and Michigan State.

The matchup—and how the public receives it—also stands to have a massive influence on the future of television as we know it.