We tend to fall in love with superficial aspects of a person before getting to know who they are inside and out.Again, when our high expectations are not immediately met, we tend to lose interest.Believe it or not, Tinder wasn’t always known as a “hookup app.” In fact, when yours truly initially downloaded it back in 2013, it had only been out a matter of months, and I actually exclusively dated a man I met via swiping right for a while.

You are not face-to-face, and you have time to come up with a decent answer when asked a pressing question. ” and then you get your hopes up just to discover once you are sitting across from this person, you have zero chemistry. Maybe his mother bought it for him, and he likes how soft it is. That doesn’t mean she is incapable of going on hikes sans her Becca highlighter.

It’s also likely you are discussing, in depth, your entire worlds via text instead of in person. Instead of ignoring these things and getting to know the human behind the We all have that one friend (or maybe it’s you! ) who disappears from our lives entirely when they have a new partner.

And needless to say, anyone you actually do hook up with for anonymous, indiscriminate sex, much like the women you see advertising on Craigslist, are likely to be perfect storms of venereal disease.

But if you want to slurp down naked pictures of random, psychologically troubled young women (or the closeted middle aged men who play them on your i Phone), the Xchange is available now.

It comes complete with pictures of the floozies on display, which are not guaranteed to be actual physical representations of the pure creatures of mayonnaise on the other end of the app.

Of course, with this much nudity on display, it’s only a matter of time before Apple yanks the application from the App Store.

This partner becomes their best friend, only friend, and complete social life.

They say “I love you” right away, meet the entire family and vice versa, and then are completely crushed when they discover three months in that this is not The One.

If he can’t give you that, he’s likely not serious about turning you into a girlfriend.