After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!

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(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!

Sharon: contestant number 1, I belive first impressions last forever so let say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family how would you make that first impression really stick?

Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a skitzophranic serial killer clown who says women love his s*** smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, what's your question?

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!

I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all, I'd find contestant number one I'd break his fuckin jaw (what! ) anyone that looked at you would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can. We go to tha beach and walk though the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!